"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
03/03/2014 at 08:16 • Filed to: None
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"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
03/03/2014 at 08:16 • Filed to: None | 2
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Just stop it.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Car culture is not going away. Stop saying that it is.
Brian Silvestro
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 08:22 |
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Wow everything about that article pissed me off.
user314
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 08:25 |
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Yeah, more like four things David Wong doesn't like, and bullying, which is not going away any time soon.
puddler
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 08:27 |
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as a red-meat eating, muscle car driving, american male, i don't consider football manly. seems like an excuse for dudes to touch each other.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 08:31 |
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That author looks like he's the definition of a beta.
N/A POWAAAHH
> puddler
03/03/2014 at 08:31 |
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About damn time somebody agrees with me
Simplify, then add beer
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 08:32 |
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oh my fucking god, stop falling for clickbait.
Seriously though, Cracked stopped writing articles about the real world a few years ago. Shame, they used to be quite entertaining.
yamahog
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 08:34 |
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Fuck this whole article and this guy's obvious insecurities. Seriously, the diatribes on cars and red meat being "manly" are just laughable.
"And even though there are presumably an equal number of male and female drivers in America, car culture — the love of cars, and the worshiping of them — was always about manliness. Race car drivers are male, mechanics are male, and car ads portray females as merely one of the accessories that come with a nice one."
No, it's about horsepower and loving what you drive. Go wank it to your softcore Lambo ad, you sad sack.
crowmolly
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 08:35 |
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Cherry picking statistics and using them to draw weak conclusions. I guess that's why he's a writer and not in a math field.
Protip: In the stat and logic world you can't just make an IF P THEN Q connection all willy-nilly.
Just because somebody doesn't get their driver's license doesn't mean they don't want to drive or want a car. As an example, I know plenty of car guys who live in NYC.
And I guess you will just gloss over the popularity of Barrett-Jackson and the booming collector car market?
d00mZ
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 08:36 |
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I've seen some bullshit articles, but this... THIS has got to be the most opinionated bullshit I've ever read. CAR CULTURE? RED MEAT? FOOTBALL? I think David Wong gets bullied on a daily.
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puddler
> puddler
03/03/2014 at 08:36 |
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BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
> yamahog
03/03/2014 at 08:37 |
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Agreed. Try telling that to all the female race drivers, and 2 of my gearhead friends (who happen to be female as well).
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Rainbow
> Simplify, then add beer
03/03/2014 at 08:37 |
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I just check for the Photoplasties and Marvels of the Science . But, of course, I skim over the new articles while I'm there.
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yamahog
> puddler
03/03/2014 at 08:38 |
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As a red meat grilling and devouring, Jeep and motorcycle driving American woman, I played lineman as a kid. What's 'manly' now, idiot Cracked writer?
SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
> Simplify, then add beer
03/03/2014 at 08:43 |
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Agreed. Only a fool believes for fact or real opinion anything on that site.
Jonathon Klein
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 08:44 |
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The entire list is BS.
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yamahog
> BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
03/03/2014 at 08:56 |
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His concept of masculinity is so warped, it's just sad. Protip: if you need to rely on outside factors (food, hobbies, being bullied, etc) to call yourself a man, you might need to reevaluate.
KnowsAboutCars
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 09:08 |
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That was so fucking stupid that I'm not even bothering to comment it. (Oh wait...)
The car portion was just simply idiotic and since when bullying has been manly?
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> puddler
03/03/2014 at 11:03 |
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My description of organized football - a bunch of sweaty, grunting men, in color coordinated, matching tights attempt to jump on another team of sweaty, grunting men, in different sets of color coordinated, matching tights all for a piece of leather while millions of other men watch.
If that was the given description of football, most people would assume it wouldn't be safe for work to watch.....or possibly life.....
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puddler
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/03/2014 at 11:05 |
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you should contact webster's. they might add that in.
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BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
> yamahog
03/03/2014 at 11:33 |
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Absolutely. In psychology jargon we call that 'an external locus of control'. Not a very stable basis for self-identity.
The Stig's InternetUsingCousin
> Rainbow
03/03/2014 at 15:58 |
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David Wong always was my least favorite Cracked author. Yes, I know he's Executive Editor.
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puddler
> puddler
03/03/2014 at 21:26 |
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i just noticed the vid-i-posted's pic is the same number 8. i'm pretty sure this dudes jollies are off.